Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Automatic Starter Installation

Neue Wohnung, neues Leben


Finally I changed my apartment. I am determined and I have fought with the German State, with the hosts, with tongue in Love. A nightmare for a bureaucrat, to imagine me ignorant Italian transplanted in a foreign land. I moved here ...





To here ...





was always hard to leave the countryside to the cities, it was hard to leave an apartment of 28 square meters for one of 75 where the ceiling does not overflow with the tip of the hair, it was hard leave that old whore of my former landlady to his Buddha, his Möhrensuppe, the smell of burnt popcorn in the evening at 11, was just as hard to win the battle to get back all the security ...
And now, for the curious, some pictures of me naked around the new house.













We would have liked, eh?
You can see the furniture in style Ikei, I have imported directly from Sweden, it matters little that there is written on it "made in Poland". The IKEA furniture
cool is that in the instructions it says very clearly everything you need: hammer, screwdriver, saw, wrench, wrench 13, MacGyver.





is certain that these pieces of furniture are not then cost a fortune ... In fact now I've become a good manager: I put in the budget for changing home-4kilo euros. I did a business plan, with my memories (not you write "i") I put the economy into account the profit and pleasure, the profit is good and seemed optimistic I invested in the right places, the money just to right time.
Result? 4k budget, spent 7.2K, 3.6k of stock. This means that the balance sheet is good, well I 3.6ka warehouse and spent those taxes deducted by them from them and I do BMW. In practice I went to IKEA, I spent 3.6k for the furniture and then another 3.6k identical to other furniture that I keep in the cellar, ready for the periods of crisis in which the furniture will be worth gold.
So companies are managed today: sitting on a BMW. Or not a great manager? Sure, my prof. economics at Polimi must be turning in his grave gold plated to the Caribbean ...
With these investments now I have a fabulous one of my own washing machine, dishwasher all mine, all mine a sofa and a TV of my own. The cat will soon be my neighbors, is already on the list for a place in the freezer, if you close once again to the kitchen window. Are or are not originally from Vicenza?





Well, I leave you with a question worthy of Socrates. "Knowing that I do not know, let's see who is the first that comes to visit in Berlin? More ... that you are not lazy: P



Home Sweet Home

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Images Of Implantation Bleeding In Cervical Mucus

Open Letter to the proper authorities.


Egr. Comm Ill.mo Mr Almighty, I am writing as


union representative elected by fellow workers.
Following his refusal to set a meeting to discuss an agreement and thus create a degree of consultation between the parties, I regret to inform in writing the discontent that meanders among our ranks following recent events took place inside the ' company.
We would like to remind you that the month of May this year, has not arrived. In fact payroll were not even the sparkling riscontratti March or April the tepid.
I Lavoratori hanno invece riscontrato una innaturale e dolosa presenza del mese di NOVEMBRE. Come da accordi sindacali, stipulati, mi lasci dire, sin dalla notte dei tempi, l'Azienda è tenuta a rispettare il naturale susseguirsi delle stagioni.
Con l'inserimento di mesi autunnali extra, l'Azienda ha contravvenuto agli obblighi sindacali concertati in fase di stesura del CCNL.
Perciò, i lavoratori RIVENDICANO:

1_il DIRITTO alla Primavera

2_la FINE ISTANTANEA del mese di NOVEMBRE che si protrae da ormai inizio Marzo

3_il SACROSANTO DIRITTO a 4 giornate di clima temperato e sereno alla settimana.

Nel caso le nostre richieste non vengano soddisfatte, apriremo una vertenza union, and we are ready to challenge the actions CCNL hard, concrete and wicked.


Sincerely,
EC,
The honest workers.



There is no mid-season